1 - Ryan Kesler gave quite the interesting interview to Yahoo Sports' Puck Daddy. One of the things he mentioned? Guaranteeing a victory for the US hockey team in the Olympics. He had to be kidding, right?
2 - Patrick Kane, formerly famous due to Johan Franzen taking his mouthguard and throwing it down to the ice, has something else to be famous for now - assaulting and robbing a cab driver!
3 - Oh, Sidney Crosby. I never thought you could look any more idiotic, but I was wrong.
4 - Russian players aren't all they are cracked up to be. Case in point: Simeon/Semyon Varlamov. First he changes the spelling of his first name, then he insults American girls.
5 - While we're on the subject of Russians, let's talk about Ovie. You know who I mean, don't pretend you don't. That hot sexy babe, Alexander Ovechkin. Well, not only does Ovie believe that sex before AND after the game is a good thing, he also has a pair of lucky scissors that no one else is allowed to use.
6 - Someone forgot to tell Alex Burrows that the playoffs are over and the Canucks were eliminated in the second round.
7 - For a bit of light reading (channeling Hermione Granger) I downloaded the entire 475-page NHL Collective Bargaining Agreement from 2005, the year of the lockout. I converted it to a Kindle file, so when I get bored, I think I'll check it out.
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7)When you get bored? Are you crazy? There are so many other things to do when you get bored.Love your shoutout to Hermione tho!
ReplyDelete6)Can he really get in trouble tho? Hockey is violent and do they know if he swung "his stick violently" on purpose?